A father was making a breakfast of fried eggs for his daughter.

Suddenly the girl burst into the kitchen yelling, “Careful! Careful! Put in some more butter!

Oh, my goodness. You’re cooking too many at once.TOO MANY!

Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!!

We need more butter Where are we going to get more butter? They’re going to STICK.

Careful. CAREFUL!!!! I said be careful! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!

Are you CRAZY!! Have you lost your mind?

Don’t forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT!! THE SALT!

The father stared at her.

“What is wrong with you? You think that I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?